"andy i'm freaking out a bit here. there's no water in my apartment. i have nothing to drink save a few droplets in my mug to last me the night. tomorrow morning they're going to bust in my apartment and find me frothing at the mouth through parched lips."
"a. you can't froth at the mouth if you're parched. you need liquids to form froth. and
b. i think i'd be more worried about people randomly busting in your apartment than about said unlikely froth."
