i'm chilling in here with mike. he leaves the room, then quickly returns, saying
--i think ann's taking a poo. cause i knocked and i heard a 'what is it' in a tone that means
'i want you to leave.'
(we both crack up)
(15 minutes later we hear the bathroom door open. i look at him, saying)
--i think she's done. i would suggest waiting a bit before heading in.
(he heads to the bathroom again, returns again, saying)
--she's applying lotion now. but i saw that the lid was down. so's i told her that i wanted to take a dump, that way she'd open the lid to air it out a bit first.
i tell him, good thinking.
but he shakes his head, saying
--yeah but then she told me it's clogged.
