The first of many list posts

How can I explain how dismayed I feel after I wash my hands and there isn't a hand towel to dry them with. Hand towels are among the things that up my happiness in life. Here are some others:

-Pre-washed salad, but only the first 2/3 of it where the leaves are still fresh. The remaining 1/3 on the bottom is always unfortunately soggy.

-Be nice to your toosh. Get Charmin ultra soft/ultra strong toilet paper, maximum sheets per roll. 

-Windex

-Glue sticks (not those dinky small ones, but the 36g monsters) and (the smell of) Elmer's glue

-Coasters!

Bear rug coasters

Toast coasters