One rainy night, she went on a date with a guy named Kevin who she thought was really into her. Afterward when they were about to say goodbye, she thought he was about to ask her to come home with him.
May: No, no, I really can't.
Kevin: Wait, I just want --
May: I know, but I can't. Please, Kevin, I have a cold.
Kevin: I only need --
May: No you don't. I know you think you need to, or want to, or whatever, but I'm telling you right now that you don't. It's just not a good idea. Maybe next time, but right now please just let me go.
Kevin: No, it's not that, it's... you have my umbrella. And I need it back.