--Excuse me, you're really pretty, are you single?
--Um, no. I mean yes.
--You have something on your face.
--What, where?
--Here, an eyelash.
--Oh, thank you.
--So what is it, are you single or just confused?
--No, I've been with the same guy for over a year... I'm heading this way. Thanks for getting the eyelash off my face. Have a nice day.
--You, too.
It was the first time a stranger touched my face.